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You are here:Home » Humor: are you addicted with SEO?

By Abhishek Ghosh May 27, 2011 4:23 am Updated on May 27, 2011

Humor: are you addicted with SEO?

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Success in search engine optimization (SEO) can be addictive.

And if the plans are going along your thought, then you might forget to smoke or drink coffee. I was thinking and laughing myself about some points, it will be nice to share with our regular visitors.

 

Humor are you addicted with SEO

 

These are definite signs and symptoms of SEO addiction:

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  • After waking up from bed, you switch on your PC to check the stats; an alcohol addict sips to “get up from the bed” or heavy smokers light up a cigarette “to ease the body get out of the bed.”
  • During reading something new article about SEO, you kick out everyone (including your pet) from the room; well, drinking alcohol alone is very bad sign of addiction too.
  • You check stats before going to bed, just like alcoholics sips “for a better sleep”.
  • When you see somewhere written “X-rated” ; you think of aleXa.
  • Hummm, your friend bought a new domain? What is your count now?
  • During writing SMS, you check for the spelling errors; who knows, Google God might looking at your mobiles too.
  • When you see a new word, try to find if its .com extension is still available.
  • You login to others’ forum, but do not post! It might buzz Google and eat your traffic.
  • When you accelerate your car, you try to compare the graph of page speed of past few months of your most popular blog.
  • You subscribed to >100 RSS feeds, but never click them if them even if they are interesting. Instead, type the url in browser and read the post.
  • When you search in Google, before clicking any link, you try to recall, if you have similar post among your 25 (or more) blogs.
  • Check regularly for updates of your SEO plugins.
  • While in shop, if the sales person asks you, “Sir / Madam, how you will pay?” You were almost going to say “PayPal”.
  • Local Coffee shop logo make you thoughtful again about the external javascripts of your website.
  • The billboards make you thought whether they are PPC type or CPM type advertisements, though you are definite that Newspaper Ads are CPM.
  • The last ultimate one: When you you see HP’s full page advertisement in Newspaper, the sentence “HP recommends Windows® 7”, makes you thoughtful whether to place your affiliate links at the header of your blog too.

Actually, you have made SEO a habit. It is not bad, but try to check yourself whether the limit is crossed or not.

 

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Abhishek Ghosh is a Businessman, Surgeon, Author and Blogger. You can keep touch with him on Twitter - @AbhishekCTRL.

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